Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count Shirt with Anchors Funny Nautical — Ladies Tank

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Fit: Women's Men's / Unisex Women's

Tank Top Size Chart Fit: True to size • Athletic / modern fit

Tank Top Size Chart

All measurements refer to product dimensions.
For best results, lay a similar shirt flat and measure width (pit-to-pit) and length.

Sizing tip: Modern/athletic fit through the body. If you’re between sizes, size up for more room.

Size	Width	Length	Arm Opening
XS	16.26"	25.98"	9.50"
S	18.23"	26.97"	10.12"
M	20.24"	27.99"	10.75"
L	22.24"	28.98"	11.63"
XL	24.25"	30.00"	12.50"
2XL	26.22"	30.98"	13.37"

Size tolerance: ±1.0"

Fit tips

Width is measured flat across the chest (pit-to-pit). Double it for approximate chest circumference.
If you’re between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit (especially for layering).
Minor variation is normal due to manufacturing and wash/heat.

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Made & shipped in 3–5 business days

Estimated delivery: Jun 17 – Jun 20

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"We wore these for embarkation day and the whole deck was asking where we got them. Super soft and the print is perfect. Already planning shirts for our next cruise!"

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Tampa, FL — Caribbean Cruise

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"Bought matching shirts for our girls trip. They held up great through pool days, excursions, and lots of washing. 10/10 would buy again."

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"The quality blew me away. No cheap screen printing here — the colors are vibrant and it fits perfectly. Best cruise souvenir I've ever bought."

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Funny Cruise Ship Shirt with Anchors

This cruise ship shirt is perfect for travelers who love sharing a laugh while they explore the seas. With a witty message and playful nautical design, it’s sure to stand out on your next cruise vacation or family cruise trip.

Why You'll Love It:

Lighthearted saying adds humor to any day onboard
Anchor graphics bring a fun nautical twist
Bold white text and playful fonts catch attention on deck
Great conversation starter for cruise parties
Comfortable for excursions, lounging, or dinner in the ship’s lounge

Design Details: Features bold white lettering in mixed script and block fonts, accented with anchor graphics for a classic and playful nautical vibe.

Perfect For:

Cruise vacationers looking to dress up their trip
Family cruise groups with a sense of humor
Cruise parties and themed onboard events
Anyone searching for a unique funny cruise shirt

How To Wear: Pair it with shorts, sandals, or casual bottoms for a relaxed and stylish look at sea or onshore.

Great Gift Idea: Perfect for gifting to cruise-loving friends or matching group outfits for your next adventure.

Step aboard with a smile and grab yours now to add extra fun to your next voyage!

All items are printed and shipped within 2-4 business days from our USA facility. Standard shipping typically arrives in 5-8 business days total.

We offer free returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and in original condition. Contact us at support@bestcruiseshirts.com to initiate a return.

Unisex sizing — runs true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	34-36	28
M	38-40	29
L	42-44	30
XL	46-48	31
2XL	50-52	32
3XL	54-56	33

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who is the "Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count" Ladies Tank perfect for, and when should I wear it?

This funny nautical tank top is ideal for any cruise traveler who loves to indulge and share a laugh on their vacation. It's perfect for wearing on deck, at the buffet, during cruise parties, or while exploring ports where you plan to enjoy all the local treats without guilt!

How does the "Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count" Ladies Tank fit?

Our Ladies Tank features a flattering women's cut with a stylish racerback design. It runs true to women's sizing, so we recommend ordering your usual size for a comfortable and relaxed fit that's perfect for your cruise.

What is the "Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count" Ladies Tank made of, and how should I care for it?

This lightweight Ladies Tank is crafted from a soft cotton blend, making it ideal for warm weather cruising. To keep your funny cruise shirt looking great, machine wash it cold and hang dry is recommended to preserve the print and fabric quality.