Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count Shirt with Anchors Funny Nautical — 3/4 Sleeve

Made in & shipped from USA

⚓ A favorite for family cruises

$32.95

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3/4 Sleeve Size Chart Fit: True to size • Classic fit

3/4 Sleeve Size Chart

All measurements refer to product dimensions.
For best results, lay a similar shirt flat and measure width (pit-to-pit) and length.

Sizing tip: 3/4 sleeves fit close at the arms on some people. If you prefer a roomier feel, consider sizing up.

Size	Width	Height
XS	16.54"	25.98"
S	17.99"	27.95"
M	20.00"	29.02"
L	22.05"	30.00"
XL	24.02"	30.98"
2XL	25.98"	32.01"

Size tolerance: ±1.0"

Fit tips

Width is measured flat across the chest (pit-to-pit). Double it for approximate chest circumference.
If you’re between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit (especially for layering).
Minor variation is normal due to manufacturing and wash/heat.

A reliable choice for cruise groups & families

Made & shipped in 3–5 business days

Estimated delivery: May 02 – May 05

Shipping calculated at checkout.

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🚢 Cruise-ready comfort

BCS-C14 - Raglan 3/4 - First

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★★★★★ Loved by cruisers everywhere

🇺🇸 Made & shipped from USA

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Loved by cruisers

What Customers Are Saying

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"We wore these for embarkation day and the whole deck was asking where we got them. Super soft and the print is perfect. Already planning shirts for our next cruise!"

Rachel & David P.

Tampa, FL — Caribbean Cruise

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"Bought matching shirts for our girls trip. They held up great through pool days, excursions, and lots of washing. 10/10 would buy again."

Amanda R.

Nashville, TN

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"The quality blew me away. No cheap screen printing here — the colors are vibrant and it fits perfectly. Best cruise souvenir I've ever bought."

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Houston, TX

Funny Cruise Ship Shirt with Anchors

This cruise ship shirt is perfect for travelers who love sharing a laugh while they explore the seas. With a witty message and playful nautical design, it’s sure to stand out on your next cruise vacation or family cruise trip.

Why You'll Love It:

Lighthearted saying adds humor to any day onboard
Anchor graphics bring a fun nautical twist
Bold white text and playful fonts catch attention on deck
Great conversation starter for cruise parties
Comfortable for excursions, lounging, or dinner in the ship’s lounge

Design Details: Features bold white lettering in mixed script and block fonts, accented with anchor graphics for a classic and playful nautical vibe.

Perfect For:

Cruise vacationers looking to dress up their trip
Family cruise groups with a sense of humor
Cruise parties and themed onboard events
Anyone searching for a unique funny cruise shirt

How To Wear: Pair it with shorts, sandals, or casual bottoms for a relaxed and stylish look at sea or onshore.

Great Gift Idea: Perfect for gifting to cruise-loving friends or matching group outfits for your next adventure.

Step aboard with a smile and grab yours now to add extra fun to your next voyage!

All items are printed and shipped within 2-4 business days from our USA facility. Standard shipping typically arrives in 5-8 business days total.

We offer free returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and in original condition. Contact us at support@bestcruiseshirts.com to initiate a return.

Unisex sizing — runs true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	34-36	28
M	38-40	29
L	42-44	30
XL	46-48	31
2XL	50-52	32
3XL	54-56	33

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who would love the 'Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Shirt with Anchors' and when is it best to wear?

This funny nautical cruise shirt is designed for travelers who enjoy a good laugh and embracing vacation indulgence, especially those who appreciate playful anchor graphics. It's perfect for wearing on deck, at cruise parties, or during any casual moment on your cruise vacation or family cruise trip.

How does the 3/4 sleeve 'Calories Don't Count' shirt fit compared to standard sizes?

This funny cruise ship shirt features a relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size, providing a comfortable and flattering look for everyone. The contrasting 3/4 sleeves offer a classic baseball tee silhouette, ideal for a laid-back cruise style.

Can I machine wash the 'Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count' shirt, and what is it made of?

Yes, this comfortable cruise shirt is made from a lightweight cotton-polyester blend and is machine washable. To preserve the fun nautical design, wash it cold inside-out and tumble dry on a low setting.