Funny Muster Drill Cruise Shirt - Retro Nautical Ship Bar Humor Tee — Ladies Tee

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Fit: Women's Men's / Unisex Women's

Ladies Tee Size Chart Fit: Runs smaller • Fitted / modern cut

Ladies Tee Size Chart

All measurements refer to product dimensions.
For best results, lay a similar shirt flat and measure width (pit-to-pit) and length.

Sizing tip: Ladies tees have a more fitted/modern cut. If you prefer a relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve (center back)
S	17.00"	25.50"	13.75"
M	19.00"	26.00"	14.50"
L	21.00"	27.00"	15.25"
XL	23.00"	28.00"	16.25"
2XL	25.00"	28.50"	17.00"
3XL	27.00"	29.00"	18.00"

Size tolerance: ±1.0"

Fit tips

Width is measured flat across the chest (pit-to-pit). Double it for approximate chest circumference.
If you’re between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit (especially for layering).
Minor variation is normal due to manufacturing and wash/heat.

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Made & shipped in 3–5 business days

Estimated delivery: Jun 17 – Jun 20

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"We wore these for embarkation day and the whole deck was asking where we got them. Super soft and the print is perfect. Already planning shirts for our next cruise!"

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Tampa, FL — Caribbean Cruise

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"Bought matching shirts for our girls trip. They held up great through pool days, excursions, and lots of washing. 10/10 would buy again."

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"The quality blew me away. No cheap screen printing here — the colors are vibrant and it fits perfectly. Best cruise souvenir I've ever bought."

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Muster Drill Humor Cruise Shirt

This funny cruise shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at sea. Cruise travelers and enthusiasts alike will appreciate the witty nod to the classic muster drill while enjoying their next cruise vacation or cruise party.

Why You'll Love It:

Gets big laughs from fellow passengers and crew
Bold text is easy to spot at muster drill or on deck
Features a standout ship graphic for added cruise flair
Unique retro nautical style makes great photos
Comfortable cruise ship apparel for day or night wear

Design Details: This tee boasts a playful design with bold text and a simple ship graphic in a retro nautical aesthetic.

Perfect For:

Cruise vacations
Cruise parties
Family cruises
Group getaways

How To Wear: Pair this muster drill shirt with shorts or jeans for a relaxed, cheerful cruise look on board or ashore.

Great Gift Idea: Makes a hilarious and memorable gift for your fellow cruise lovers or family travel crew.

Get your cruise humor tee today and show off your playful side on your next adventure!

All items are printed and shipped within 2-4 business days from our USA facility. Standard shipping typically arrives in 5-8 business days total.

We offer free returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and in original condition. Contact us at support@bestcruiseshirts.com to initiate a return.

Unisex sizing — runs true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	34-36	28
M	38-40	29
L	42-44	30
XL	46-48	31
2XL	50-52	32
3XL	54-56	33

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Frequently Asked Questions

What makes the 'Funny Muster Drill Cruise Shirt' a great choice for cruise enthusiasts?

This 'Funny Muster Drill Cruise Shirt' is a fantastic way for cruise enthusiasts to share a laugh about a classic cruise experience. With its retro nautical ship bar humor, it's perfect for wearing during the actual muster drill, at the ship's bar, or simply to show off your love for cruise travel. It's a witty addition to any cruise vacation wardrobe.

I'm between sizes; should I size up or down for the 'Funny Muster Drill' Ladies Tee?

The 'Funny Muster Drill' Ladies Tee features a women's cut with a tapered waist and shorter sleeves, designed to fit true to women's sizing. If you are typically between sizes, we strongly recommend sizing up to ensure a comfortable and flattering fit. This will help accommodate the slightly slimmer cut of this ladies tee.

What type of material is the 'Funny Muster Drill Cruise Shirt' made from, and how do I wash it?

This 'Funny Muster Drill Cruise Shirt' is made from soft ring-spun cotton, providing a comfortable feel with a slightly slimmer cut and shorter body length. To care for your cruise humor tee, machine wash it cold inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat to preserve the design and fabric integrity.