Cruise Ship Calories Dont Count Funny Nautical Anchor Cruise Shirt — 3/4 Sleeve

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$32.95

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3/4 Sleeve Size Chart Fit: True to size • Classic fit

3/4 Sleeve Size Chart

All measurements refer to product dimensions.
For best results, lay a similar shirt flat and measure width (pit-to-pit) and length.

Sizing tip: 3/4 sleeves fit close at the arms on some people. If you prefer a roomier feel, consider sizing up.

Size	Width	Height
XS	16.54"	25.98"
S	17.99"	27.95"
M	20.00"	29.02"
L	22.05"	30.00"
XL	24.02"	30.98"
2XL	25.98"	32.01"

Size tolerance: ±1.0"

Fit tips

Width is measured flat across the chest (pit-to-pit). Double it for approximate chest circumference.
If you’re between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit (especially for layering).
Minor variation is normal due to manufacturing and wash/heat.

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Made & shipped in 3–5 business days

Estimated delivery: May 02 – May 05

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BCS-C13 - Raglan 3/4 - First

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"We wore these for embarkation day and the whole deck was asking where we got them. Super soft and the print is perfect. Already planning shirts for our next cruise!"

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Tampa, FL — Caribbean Cruise

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"Bought matching shirts for our girls trip. They held up great through pool days, excursions, and lots of washing. 10/10 would buy again."

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Cruise Ship Calories Don’t Count Shirt

Add a splash of humor to your vacation wardrobe with this cruise ship calories don’t count shirt! Designed for cruise travelers and vacationers, it’s the perfect way to show your love of having fun at sea and indulging in all your favorite treats.

Why You'll Love It:

Makes everyone on board smile with its hilarious cruise ship humor.
Ideal for group cruise trips and family vacations, adding a lighthearted touch to your apparel.
Fun anchor illustrations and a playful font create an eye-catching, nautical motif.
Puts you in the vacation mood with a message all travelers can relate to.
Versatile enough to pair with your favorite cruise or beach wear for extra laughs.

Design Details: Features bold anchors and a whimsical font for a playful, nautical style with a funny twist.

Perfect For:

Cruise vacation days
Group cruise trips
Family getaways
Funny cruise shirt photo ops

How To Wear: Throw it on for excursions, poolside lounging, or themed cruise nights to keep the fun going all trip long.

Great Gift Idea: This makes a fantastic gift for anyone who loves cruise ship humor or is heading on a cruise vacation.

Get yours today and bring extra laughs to your cruise adventure!

All items are printed and shipped within 2-4 business days from our USA facility. Standard shipping typically arrives in 5-8 business days total.

We offer free returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and in original condition. Contact us at support@bestcruiseshirts.com to initiate a return.

Unisex sizing — runs true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	34-36	28
M	38-40	29
L	42-44	30
XL	46-48	31
2XL	50-52	32
3XL	54-56	33

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Frequently Asked Questions

What makes the 'Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count' shirt a great choice for my next vacation?

This funny nautical anchor cruise shirt is perfect for anyone ready to indulge and enjoy their cruise vacation without guilt! It's designed to bring smiles and is ideal for group cruise trips, family vacations, or just showing off your love for all the delicious treats at sea.

Is the sizing true to fit for the 'Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count' raglan shirt?

Yes, this funny cruise shirt comes in a relaxed unisex fit that is true to size, ensuring a comfortable experience for all cruise travelers. The 3/4 sleeves with contrasting colors give it that classic baseball tee style, perfect for casual wear onboard.

What material is the 'Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count' shirt made from, and how do I wash it?

Our humorous cruise shirt is crafted from a soft, lightweight cotton-polyester blend, making it comfortable for all-day wear on your vacation. For best care, machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to maintain the vibrant design and fabric quality.